An intro...sorta
So I've been putting this Blog thing off forever...really, almost one day shy of forever. I took a persistent and patient friend to actually sign me up to get me feeling guilty enough (since he did all the work to sign me up) to get me here. So why post my movie two cents and share them with the world ("the world" being limited to perhaps an unfortunate few that are absolutely bored with porn or illegal online downloads or both and happens to run into my blog) when any chump that's had the displeasure of sitting through [insert your most hated film here] and with in moments of the rolling credits, made their - perhaps insignificant - opinions known on the internet. I think I just described 99.9 percent of internet users, not even exaggerating one bit...well, maybe a little. I attended a script writing seminar once (misguided youth of very little importance), and they started the seminar with the encouraging words; "writing (in general) is the biggest hobby in the world..." I pay how much for them to tell me this? As if I didn't noticed the hundreds of semi-delusional Trekkies (oh, I know they're Trekkies, trust me) confidently taunting and waving their scripts in their hands, bragging to the guys next to them that, "this is it man, this is the one...it's H-O-T, hot!" as I pretentiously in a very modest, self-righteous way, roll my eyes in the distant back row. So everybody can write, everybody's got a story to tell, and everybody has an opinion about everything, including other people's opinion. So millions of years of evolution and we are reduced to nothing more than bickering to strangers about how much we hate another stranger’s opinion, e.g. IMDB forums, good god, man, get over it. So why this? Because I know more about movies than you...don't think so? Bring it... no, seriously, I have no idea why I'm doing this...
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